Thursday, December 20, 2007

Ramen a Clef or Something

It's celebrate-your-cousin week here in Chestnut Mountain, and I'm making up for lost pronouncements during Thanksgiving.

Alexander Solzhenitsyn said that one word of truth shall outweigh the whole word. Well, I've got a word of irrepressible, incontrovertible, ineffable truth: My cousin Erica makes the best damn desserts in the whole world.

This is not overstated. Red devil cakes, Dutch chocolate cakes, lemon cakes—all so delicious your teeth feel like icy cotton. She should be doing this full time.

Pecan pie the way you were meant to eat it: on an aluminum plate in a cardboard box upon firewood and an axe over a red concrete floor. This tree farm is getting to me.

Hooray for Erica. My pop says she ain't bad to look at neither. Cough. An academic bonus, I think.

Levon Helm as promised, and in honor of New Orleans, the Sugar Bowl, the SEC, and Atlantic tropical storms versus sissy-pants, gimmicky Pacific ones:

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